It’d be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes

By having your CEO come out as a fascist, pissing off the demographic that tends to buy EVs and also stagnating while allowing your competitors to catch up.

Could be that some of the irrational Musk fanboys have moved their money over to Spacex? Could also be a complete coincidence though given past Tesla price movements.

There’s always the less innocent:

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.

There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un”