Certified WokeTM Member of the Tesseract banlist. Get on my level, scrub.

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Joined 3 years ago
Cake day: June 29th, 2023
  • Tall here but thankfully everyone else is tall so if cancels out.

    How to say you’re dutch without saying “oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie we sijn huel hard aan t werk om di te make msskan je beter fwietsen owo”

    EDIT also “cuckstoel”

  • He came in with hulk hands, not as flash

    Why does this sound like an MF DOOM setup line? RIP

    EDIT: Let’s see if I can follow up like he can?

    He came in with hulk hands, not as flash
    Fame home lands mans in gash. Fame lands mans home in gash.

  • Joined before me
    STILL didn’t make it to the list

    Heh, I guess I’m built different *Smug*

    It’s probably made by searching the fediverse for people that would fall foul of the rules he made up, and then picking up users based on that. You gotta say more “controversial” shit.

    I’m surprised at some of the people not on there, especially if they have blahaj accounts

    EDIT : I’m surprised LadyButterfly isn’t in there.

  • Reminder that he didn’t give a fuck about controlling outbreaks of pre vaccine COVID and that he wanted to force people to see Tenet in cinemas.

    You know, jam hundreds of people into a closed room for two and a half hours so that you can have super spreader events multiple times a day.

    I watched that shit on my phone while sick in bed. Thank you for reminding me that all his films deserve the same treatment.