I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.

There once was a man from Nantucket

who’s cock was so long he could suck it

With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin

And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”

Literal war criminal terrorists lol. Wanting to get out of your shit hole town isn’t a good excuse to go overseas to continue the American tradition of killing brown children.