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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbycannedtuna@lemmy.world
2 days

Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
      1 day

      Well you know it’s clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.

      • saltesc@lemmy.world
        2 days

        We’re making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President’s bathroom?

          • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
            2 days

            I think this may be from the Epstein files

          • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
            2 days

            This is exactly what a genie would do

              • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                2 days

                Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.

                  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
                    2 days

                    Well, she was the devil but I get your point.

                    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
                      2 days

                      Or wishmaster

                  • Blibly@lemmy.world
                    2 days

                    That’s on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.

                    “Piss on me, genie”

                      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
                        2 days

                        Yeah, can’t trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.

                          • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            1 day

                            Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.

                              • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
                                1 day

                                Genie just ends the worlds. If there’s no world, there’s no contract.

                          • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
                            1 day

                            It could’ve been worse. Much worse

                              • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
                                1 day

                                I think, that was the wish

                              • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
                                2 days

                                a golden shower? he wants to piss?

                                  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
                                    2 days

                                    The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.

                                  • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.

                                    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
                                      2 days

                                      The look of sheer sadness on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top of the cake.

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