Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 10 hours

Well you know it’s clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 12 hours

It could’ve been worse. Much worse

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 11 hours

I think, that was the wish

saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 day

We’re making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President’s bathroom?

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 23 hours

I think this may be from the Epstein files

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 1 day

This is exactly what a genie would do

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 day

Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 24 hours

Well, she was the devil but I get your point.

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 23 hours

Or wishmaster

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours

a golden shower? he wants to piss?

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 23 hours

The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.

Blibly@lemmy.world · 1 day

That’s on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.

“Piss on me, genie”

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 23 hours

Yeah, can’t trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.

GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 hours

Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 7 hours

Genie just ends the worlds. If there’s no world, there’s no contract.

altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 hours

Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 23 hours

The look of sheer sadness on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top of the cake.