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I just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this:
3 daysI spit them out because they’re the grossest candies in the box.
Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don’t know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.
But yes I am gay.
protip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what’s what.
You know what, good for you.
- wuffah@lemmy.worldEnglish3 days
I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.
I’m not losing much weight :(
- 3 days
I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.
