• BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3 days

    Again, if they have the technology to correctly bill you for those fees, they have the technology to tell you what they are before they bill you for them. It’s the same damn thing.

    • ozymandias117@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 days

      Putting in the “fuck you” charge internally is easy.

      Coming up with a convincing name on the bill is hard.

        • Pollo_Jack@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2 days

          Have we not wasted enough resources on them? Put them to good use and bury them. Let’s focus on rebuilding.

        • Trampampoline@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          3 days

          No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say ‘oblige them’, in no sweeter terms.

          • Zahille7@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3 days

            They keep unironically saying it’s “open season” of Dems and liberals, so I say let’s flip it the fuck around.

        • Mirshe@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3 days

          I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.

        • gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          1 day

          Put them all on a spacex starship (for maximum irony) and fly it into the sun. Livestream the entire months-long journey to the sun so we can watch them slowly go insane and turn against each other. 70% odds they don’t even make it all the way to the sun😭

          • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
            16 hours

            I’ve long advocated for a reality tv show where we send the richest assholes in society into a 1 way rocket trip to the sun.

    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chEnglish
      3 days

      My favorite is Spectum’s “Gig” (I guess too many people can’t pronounce 1 Gbps) plan is like, significantly slower than their 600 Mbps or even their 400 Mbps like 80% of the time.

      • quick_snail@feddit.nlEnglish
        3 days

        Giga is the Spanish word, so they might just use it because it’s more bilingual friendly

        • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
          2 days

          I doubt it has anything to do with Spanish. The G in Gbps stands for giga because that’s the SI prefix for 10 to the power of 9 or 1000 bigger than mega. Calling it a gig is just a lazy wording.

  • Fredselfish@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3 days

    Fuck any internet provider that hides fucking fees. If my bill suddenly goes up next month I know exactly what caused it and will act accordingly by not paying that bullshit fees.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.caEnglish
    3 days

    I can’t really blame them. Counting all of that profit money takes a whole shitload of time and leaves very little room for value.