• 1 day

    They should do a movie about the guy that wanted to atom bomb the Amazon to create a canal.

  • You’re all wrong. We open on the Nevada desert and the president grabs Oppenheimer by the shoulders shaking him vigorously saying, “BUT WHAT ABOUT HYDROGEN!!”

    Smash cut to the Bikini Atoll, the hydrogen bomb going off, and a pan over to Einstein (played by Bruce Campbell in a wig) saying in a very thick German accent, “Oh boy, here we go again!”

    80s guitar riff starts and OPPENHEIMER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO comes across the screen in neon yellow and pink.

  • 2 days

    Oppenheimer 2 invents time travel to go back in time to stop himself from creating the bombs.

    Oppenheimer 3 Japan was able to take over the USA after it was able to secure German nuclear scientists allowing them to build nukes first. The lengthy and costly ground invasion allowed them the time to develop their weapon. Now Oppenheimer must reinvent time travel with the help of the resistance to set things back to the way they were.